Track 13: No, I Don't Want To Look At Heaping Handfuls Of Weed

So, I'm going to talk about something that's been bugging me for a while. I use StumbleUpon pretty regularly. If you don't know what that it is, it's basically a big random button for the internet. You tell it what you like to look at, and it brings up a new page whenever you hit the stumble button. Go educate yourself.

Now, I really like this website. It's a pretty awesome way to find some random, funny, or interesting stuff. As a testament to this fact, I've stumbled over 44,000 times. I know it's a tad excessive. You don't have to tell me.

Yet, I have one semi-major complaint. One of the interests that I have selected is drugs. Now, before you get any of the wrong ideas, I selected this one so that I could stay up-to-date on drug policy and statistics. Most of the time, this is what I get in this category, but, in other instances, it's completely different. I get pictures of people showing off their best weed. Now, I don't really care that much about whether you smoke or not, but I really don't have any interest in looking at your weed. Yeah, your Purple Haze, Blueberry Bud, Super Skunk, or Ganja Dwarf is great and all, but looking at a handful of it does not turn me on. Hate to let you know.

Now, I realize there's probably tons of people on StumbleUpon that really like this. That's fine with me. I just want a separate section for it. There should be a section for heaping handfuls of weed and a section for people interested in drug policy and statistics. That's just my two cents. It really annoys me when I have to thumb down those type of pictures.

I'm tired of looking at your weed, dude.